Millie: Where have you been George, it’s kind of fishy that you haven’t been around?
George: In a nutshell, I bought a new Prius, was enjoying the spice of life in my apple red baby and reveling in my pie in the sky ideals about green responsibility…and then…
Millie: What? Tell me…get to the meat and potatoes…
George: I was driving near the old citrus grove…on Grapefruit Rd…..tried to take that banana curve a little too fast….the brakes stuck like they had day old oatmeal and maple syrup on them…and I went straight into a fruit stand.
Millie: My word, sugar…were you ok?
George: The workers were out to lunch, so nobody got mashed…my car is kind of pear shaped now…but I’m cool as a cucumber.
Millie: Well good, Honey…funny though…that Toyota is supposed to be putting out the cream of the crop…but lately… they are selling nothing but lemons.
