Millie: Seems as if this Tiger guy really got caught with his finger in the pie, huh?
George: Ah, you cannot have your cake and eat it too, that’s for sure.
Millie: Now some of his sponsors are dropping him like a hot potato.
George: That’s the way the cookie crumbles. Money, fame and lots of low hanging fruit seems to be a recipe for disaster.
Millie: In a nutshell…maybe eating some dirt will teach him that the gravy train still has a few gaps in the track.

I thought I was the existentialist in the group.
Jim
hahahaha how do you do all of the food puns??? I can only think of 2!